Relapse is never good

69 part 2

“The doctor said that you should be able to talk soon and that it would be a good idea to start practising. So why don’t we try talking? Steph, are you listening?”

With you in my face how can I not? Dude don’t you have a life? And for future reference if I’m going to try talking it’s only with nurse Victoria. Good thing I got her name at least now I know what to moan in my sleep.

“What’s so funny?”

Well it’s serenely not you Chris. Why did I get your name? Oh I know you said it a hundred times while you were talking to me like I was a five year old. Its memory loss not brain damage jackass!

“You know this isn’t going to work, if you aren’t going to try”

Don’t go puppy dog eyes and pouting, you are not cute, you have a dick, I’m not as bothered by that fact as I should, but still I want to be vagina only kind of girl, thank you very much.

“Come on Steph, try saying something”

If I say something will you go away? No? Then you are not getting anything from me.

Hot nurse alert! Calm down lady boner she still has clothes on, but they cannot do her justice. Those thighs, so round, so full… I just want to reach out and grab ’em and oh, the two melons up front, I would not mind being suffocated by those.

“Miss, I hope you are feeling well today”

“Yeah, Steph has been really responsive”

I was glaring at him half the time, but if it makes you smile like an angel from above I’ll gladly do it again.

“That’s good to hear. It seems you have become very popular miss, you have a few more visitors that want to see you”

Can you be all of them? Don’t leave! Victoria, my angel! Don’t leave me with this man!

Okay… Who let in the high school bitch squad? I’m twenty five and I’m damn sure I finished high school a long time ago, that is if logic doesn’t forsake me.

“Hey Steph”

That V neck pleases me, you might stay, and that one behind you can stay too. Miniskirts are always fun to watch, they are a lot more fun to pull up, but I can watch.

“Sorry, she still has trouble talking and she has amnesia, so she doesn’t remember much”

At least that one is useful for something, right V neck?

“Hmmm, amnesia…”

Yes… amnesia… I know I can talk, but I can roll my eyes like a bitch. Oh yeah that was directed at you V neck and don’t you go raising that pretty little eyebrow at me, I can still fuck you up, well I will, once I get out of here.

“I’m thinking introductions?”

Huh didn’t notice you there, since you’re a man and all, but d-bag much. The only other person I have seen with a tan like yours was when they rushed a guy to surgery, because he was burned alive.

“Yeah that be great”

Wait one vagina licking minute… Is Chrissy here gay? No… Can’t be… But that pose… And that sing song voice… He even kicked up his feet… My God boy you’re gay! And I’m gay! We are gay friends! That makes sense! I feel so sorry right now, I acted like a complete and utter dick to you, I’m sorry. Okay here I’ll hold your hand, I’ll be your wingman… err woman. Please let me be right about him being gay, because if not, then I just entered a straight relationship…

“Okay… Well I’m Rick Johnson… Umm I work as a lifeguard and we know each other, because you work near the beach”

Rick… Just one letter away from dick… I’d laugh if it didn’t hurt… But that explains the tan Mr. Lifeguard, and that my shop is near a beach, well yeah I actually knew that already. Chrissy here gave the basic facts of my life bio. I run a skate shop, I think, called… something. I’ll remember later.

“Ok, I’m Tessa Brown; I work next to your shop, at the beach bar”

So V neck is a beach barista? I’d like to call this one a beach bitch… It hurts when my chest moves, but I can’t help it.

“I’m Leila Harris; I work with Tess at the bar”

Mini skirt two? Okay double beach bitches? Not as funny the second time around…

“Yeah… and I’m Andrew Green, I work at your shop”

Oh… Oh wow aside from beach buff over there I didn’t notice you… you hoody wearing employee of mine… well you get points for the beanie, but no lasting impression… Wait why did you come here with them? Coincidence? Let’s hope so…

“So Steph any news on when you’re leaving?”

V neck seriously massive head trauma, broken leg and the only reason I know my own name is because someone else told me it. So yeah I’ll be getting out real soon.

“I doubt she is going to be getting out soon”

This gay mother… wait no, fatherfucker? gets it.

“Wouldn’t it be better for her to go around places she knows? You know to help her remember”

Mini skirt you are as adorable as that pink skirt of yours, but going outside would need me to be in better shape than this.

“She can barely walk, you really think it’s okay to let her out of the hospital?”

Aww beanie boy you care too.

“Chill out Andy, we’re all worried about Steph here, so why don’t you show some concern, like the rest of us here”

Of yes, because you are such a ray of concern that upon entering the room you fell to the side of my bed and grasped my hand with tears shining in your eyes.

“My name is Andrew, get it right. And you people are just a bunch of assholes, the only reason you are here is to make sure Staph has amnesia! Oh yeah! I know! I know that it’s your fault that she got in the accident; hell you probably even staged the damn thing!”

“Andrew!”

Ohm the plot thickens. I feel like I’m watching a drama or something. Bonus points! Chrissy is all flustered over this standing all outraged and everything. Beanie boy just slammed his fist on the table and that glare of his could start a forest fire in a heartbeat. While the trio of ‘high school cool kids’ has this awesome expression of ‘I’m going to murder you’ and ‘oh shit somebody knows’ on. Somebody get me some popcorn this is going to be good.

“What is going on here?”

Nursie! Perfect timing, watch the show the tension is so thick it’s almost like your breasts.

“All of you please leave, you are disturbing the patient”

Well not really, but if you’re going to pet me like that and have your full chest to my face then yeah drama club can leave.

“Steph I’ll come around tomorrow, kay?”

Sure thing Chrissy, here is a reassuring squeeze, now mov… wait… he just winked at me… was that a ‘go get ’em tiger’ wink or ‘ I’ll see you tomorrow’ wink? Please don’t be straight! I need a gay man on my team!

“I am so sorry miss, please rest, we will be starting your rehabilitation tomorrow, so you need all of your strength”

Sure thing Victoria, I can do sleep. But now that I think about it… was my accident really an accident? Oh shit now I sound like I’m from a fucking drama. Shit I should just go to sleep and let this shit play out. Not like I can do anything now… Damn this sucks…

END

This was more character introduction than actual anything, but as I said before, depending on how you react I’ll work with the story.

Thank you for reading

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69

What is that awful beeping? And that smell? It kind of reminds me of that weird hospital smell. Am I in a hospital? Why? Actually a better question would be who the fuck am I? The lights are freakishly bright… Yup I’m in a hospital. Well fuck… If the smell wasn’t a give-away then yeah the sterile surrounding is. That green colour looks like baby barf… Oh God my head is killing me. Can someone turn off the lights? And while they’re at it tell me who I fucking am. Shit where is a God damn nurse when you need one?

“Miss” Hallelujah praise the Lord we have a working staff. “Please don’t move around, your stitches might open”

Shit I can’t even talk. I must look like a… a fish? Yeah, a fish, with my mouth opening and closing like this. But damn that nurse is hot. Huh must mean I’m a lesbian, awesome. Pretty nurse where are you going? Oh no, don’t pull out that needle thing. No, no don’t do that, I don’t want any of that in me.

“Don’t worry, miss, it will only help you sleep”

Sleep? Guess I can do sleep, for now. I can flirt with you later anyway. That drug works fast I feel dizzy, or is it drowsy? Don’t know, don’t care, I’m out…

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Oh… Oh no… I’m still in the hospital. Shit this must be real and I still have no idea who I am. Nurse!  The hot nurse, where the fuck is she? Green walls, they piss me off, why is that? It’s just a colour, but I feel like cringing every time I look at them.

Okay, let’s try moving. Right… hand seems to work, kind of numb, but good. Leftie… Leftie feels good too. Legs, legs, legs… the left one feels good, but I can’t move the right one, though it feels more restrained? Okay head time to move up. Oh I have a cast on my right foot. Is that a good thing? Well at least I still have my legs, so I guess it’s good. I know that my head can move and I’m pretty damn sure it’s bandaged, because I have… I have… the thing where I forget who I am… What is it called again? Im… Am….Em..?

“Miss, you’re awake, that’s good”

Nurse, hot nurse, blond and packing, back view is nice too. I like… Ohm check that smile! Nursie you are my guardian angel!

“Please don’t try to speak. You are still too weak from the accident”

I don’t think you could tell me about said accident? Yes, yes the beeping machine is very fun to watch, but attention here please. Kind of have a thing with memory here, mind telling me more about me? Like using my name? That is a start.

“For now I suggest you try to rest, miss”

Wait! Wait nursie! Don’t go! What? I have been sleeping for the past… I’ve been sleeping a lot, so I want some questions answered… and I can’t talk or anything, so nobody cares… Well this sucks. You win nurse I’ll go to sleep like a good broken legged, no memory having person. That sounded wrong… Whatever, I’ll go to sleep now.

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That was loud. Was that a dog? Is a dog in a hospital? No… No that’s just me… Shit I’m starving. Oh nursie hello, oh and you brought food, ain’t you a sweet little thing. Okay… that is something mashed, right? It looks kind of weird, but I think I could scarf it down without thinking if you just put that plate to my lips. What are you doing with that remote? Holy shit I’m rising. Sitting is nice, especially because I am eye level with two beautiful melons. Shit eye contact, don’t be a pervert you still have a chance of getting laid here.

“Please open your mouth miss”

It’s not open? I thought I would be drooling all over myself, because those things are just asking for a squeeze. Food… Food in mouth… Close mouth and swallow… Wait no… I couldn’t… I could… If I make a mess of myself nursie here will have to strip me down and clean me up. Win. That is a win. This is going to be fun.

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Life is good. Life is great. If a person can get a hot blonde nurse to strip them down and gently wash their breasts, then life is fucking good. And I only had to sacrifice my memory and my leg, worth it. Actually that depends on WHO THE FUCK I AM, but either way this isn’t half bad.

“Miss, you have visitors”

Thank you nursie… who the fuck are you?

“Steph, you’re alright”

Steph? Stephanie? Is that my name? Steph, Steph, Stephanie… I can work with that. Now you… you are a person with a dick… and you know me, by the nickname, closely, so what the hell?

“I’m glad Steph; I really thought I lost you there”

Hold it, I’m damn sure I’m gay and you will not walk in here saying shit like that. This ain’t no soap opera, no love triangles, just me and the blonde nurse fucking under the morning sunrise on a beach.

“After that car crash I thought you would never wake up. You were in a coma for two weeks… I…”

“Sorry sir, but visiting hours are almost over”

Nursie you really do care! Thank you; this was going places I did not want to go.

“Yeah… Okay… I’m just going to say goodbye”

You said goodbye now go. Go and never come back. You told me enough, I was in a car crash, coma for two weeks and my name is Stephanie. Now you can go and leave me to ogle the blond nurses’ breasts.

“Steph, I’m so sorry, I was such a fool. I just hope you can forgive me”

Don’t go kissing my forehead, or any other part of my body for that matter, that shit is reserved for the nurse. Yeah, yeah you just walk on out of here and take your man parts with you.

“I’ll come and see you tomorrow, I promise”

Oh no! My perfect hospital life is now ruined! By fucking man! Only a good body wipe can help me now. Ah and here is the beautiful nurse that is going to do it. If only it stayed like this forever… Well actually getting down to business would be nice too, but I’ll take this for now.

End

I am not sure if I’ll continue this, but I do have some ideas on how to continue it, so depending on how it looks I’ll write.

Thank you for reading.

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