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“Dragging back soldiers from the front lines sure is one hell of a job.”
“You’re telling me, but it’s all we can do. Besides it’s better to stay back here than be out there in the line of fire.”
“Jim, you seriously have no moral code, do you?”
“What can I say? If you have seen as many dead bodies of men, who you called brothers, then you wouldn’t care anymore too.”
“Sorry, didn’t mean to bring up the past.”
The older man laughed, taking another drag of his cigarette. His eyes focused on the field” You know, I’m glad this is my last month.”
“Anyone would be glad” The younger said as he wrote a soldier’s name on his binder.
The two continue working in silence, when explosives are heard from the field. They exchange glances and the older said: “That was either fireworks or thirty-nine bodies can be added to the list”
“Don’t bullshit me; you couldn’t have counted all of the gunshots.”
“I’m telling you, Drake that was thirty-nine.”
“Okay lets bet. There is no way you can possibly be right about this.”
“What are you wagering?” Jim said taking the younger soldiers hand.
“Let’s see, the beer I got from my folks.”
“If that’s the case then I’ll give you the cigar I’ve been saving for my last day here.”
“You are so on, Jim”
The soldiers tighten their grip and release each other’s hands. They prepare to head out to the field with smirks playing on their lips.
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“Jim Smith, report.”
“Yes, general.”
The man salutes his superior and straightens his stance.
“What’s the body count?”
“Forty, sir”
“In your earlier report you said thirty-nine.”
“Yes, sir, I did. However on our way back from the front lines Drake Brown was shot. He died instantly.”
“I see. That is unfortunate. Continue on.”
The general left and the remaining soldier walked over to his younger partners’ deceased form and pulled out his cigar. He twirled it around in his fingers, then pulled out a lighter and lit the cigar. The soldier stood next to his friend, tears finding a way to break through his silent mask.
“Kid, I can’t believe you proved me wrong. But there were easier ways to do it. Damn it. This is the last time I’m sending someone off you hear me.”
64
Me and my friend Ange were sitting in the cafeteria minding our own business, when a girl neither of us knew joined our table. She started talking to us as though she had known us since our diaper days. The girl was weird, but I managed to catch her name, Nichole I think. Ange looked at me with pleading eyes when the new girl started cornering her with an onslaught of questions.
“So like have you lost your cheery or not? Or what about your first BF? Do you have a car or…”
“Hey not that your questions aren’t important, but we don’t know you. So can you, I don’t know, go find your own friends?”
“Don’t be stingy, besides you already know me. I’ve told you so much about myself.”
“Against our will” Ange said rolling her eyes.
“Come on, it’s not like you two were talking anyway. I saved the both of you from spending lunch in sheer boredom.”
“No, no you didn’t. We were actually discussing something important before you joined in.”
“Like what? Nail polish? I know nail polish. I can give you some good pointers how to do a French manicure on your own.”
“We weren’t talking about nail polish.” Ange was getting pissed and I wasn’t far behind her.
“So what? Clothes? Guys? Last week’s party? This week’s party?”
“None of those”
“Like what can you have been talking about then?”
“It’s a thing called ‘none of your goddamn business’. Why are you here in the first place?” Ange told her. Nichole just rolled her eyes and sighed.
“Well, if I have to tell you, it’s like this, my bff is so ignoring me, even though I am having the worst week ever, my dad totally took away my car keys and he won’t give me money to buy new clothes for the party and my bf has bumped me, by text, and I can’t even. So I thought I could talk to you two, seeing as you were kind of free.”
“Oh my…” I placed my hand on Ange’s shoulder.
“I’ll take this one.” I said and cleared my throat. “Breaking news: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection No One Cares & Zero Fucks To Give, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It. Any complaints on how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. SoDone reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'”
Nichole stood up with wide eyes and ran out of the cafeteria. Ange looked at me with a raised eyebrow, to which I just shrugged. And so we continued our lunch with the promise of a TV marathon after school. A new season just aired and it had our names written all over it.
End
Yeah this is kind of weak. It’s bad to write at night.
Have a Bitchin’ day.